I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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