I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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