How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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