i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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