so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You were trust falling into bushes
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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