I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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