Heybabeimwearingurpanties
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
