We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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