I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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