I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We don't watch enough power rangers
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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