But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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