16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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