ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
you never un-have a 4some
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
