Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
