I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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