This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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