If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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