I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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