I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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