i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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