fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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