I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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