Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Blood and glitter go together right?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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