What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Pooping to opera.
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