Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I forget how to act sober
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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