what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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