just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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