four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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