why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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