This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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