if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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