Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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