Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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