Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
My pussy is not your playground.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I had to cum in my sink.
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