Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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