Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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