i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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