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I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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