yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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