I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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