Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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