Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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