Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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