Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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