if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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