im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
