Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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