I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh god the rape fog is back!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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