I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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