Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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