We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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