This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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