But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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