I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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