Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
